Category: Joke Board
Black hurricanes
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained
that
the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would
prefer
some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua,
Tanisha,
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports
to be
broadcast in Language that street people can understand because one
of the
problems in New Orleans is that regular folks couldn't understand the
seriousness of the situation due to the racially biased language of the
weather report.
I can hear it now: A weatherman in Houston ! says...
"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo'
chirren, yo'
Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo
FREE
shit!"